This is the funniest picture I have seen all year.
It seemed inappropriate to promote anything other than the democratic process yesterday, but Tuesday, November 4, 2008, also marked the release of one of my very best friends’ books, Passive Agressive Notes. Based on her wildly popular and much celebrated blog of the same name, it is full of “painfully polite and hilariously hostile notes” that will make you chuckle. I promise. Buy it for your smelly roommate or the guy at work who steals your diet Cokes out of the fridge.
(Also, while I am flattered to be thanked first in the acknowledgements for my support—with a nod to my potential to birth future works of creative genius—I have to confess. As her roommate of 3+ years, what Kerry really means is this: “Thanks, Kim, for inciting enough anger to inspire what has become a small web-based enterprise, one that has allowed me to quit my day job and clean up after your shit all day long now.”)
Congrats, Kerry!
BTW, I wonder what group of attractive geniuses wrote the book right above your left ring finger…
See, racists, by simply playing with words you can feel OK about last night’s election!
HEY! I wrote this here video with Mr. Dan Gurewitch, who sprained his ankle over the weekend. I know what would make him feel a whole spell better…if you watched it!
Also if you digg it.
Someone went as my favorite Food Network star for Halloween!
BTW, if you haven’t swung by the CH costume party, it’s a pretty fun way to waste ten minutes.
As flattered as the Phantom most definetly is by this costume, I fear that not everyone at the party is going to get it. Oh well, if I see anymore CH-specific costumes come through the CH picture sweep I’ll post them here. I predict 3 more Phantomes, one Sarah Schneider and at least 5 Jake and Amir’s.
I happened to think this Digital Short was really funny. The problem is none of my friends agree with me. Am I crazy for liking this one? I don’t think so and here’s why.
- They mimics reggae music and lyrics pretty well which, in itself isn’t funny, but…
- There are actual jokes in this one! Unlike some recent Digital Shorts that just seem to be Andy Samberg acting a fool for no apparent reason, this one takes aim at college rastas and, I think, shreds them pretty well. “Rude boy living in the shanty dorms.” C’mon! That’s funny! “Me toil part time at jah Cold Stone Creamery.”
- They shot a lot of it at the Manhattan campus of my college.
I suppose each person has his own sense of humor but I’m shocked that no one else finds this funny. Please tell me I’m not alone.
Guy Fieri REVEALED!
I mentioned a few weeks ago that I am a huge Guy Fieri fan. Well, one fine reader of this website actually got to spend time with Mr. Frosted Tips himself and sent back this information about the man with the arm band.
- He is easily one of the nicest “celebrities” out there. He was always taking time to sign autographs and talking to fans of his. I can see why you like him.
- I have not seen anyone drink that much Jack Daniel’s since John Daly.
- His hair is crazier in person than on TV.
- Other than one guy I knew in college, he is the only person that still wears shorts and sandals in cold weather.
- He is a walking billboard. Every article of clothing was promoting either Jack Daniel’s or one of his restaurants. On Saturday, he was wearing a JD jacket, Tex Wasaby bowling shirt, Knuckle Sandwich shorts and arm sweatband. Those last two are two of his restaurants, in case you didn’t already know.
- He goes by the name “Guido.”
He also attached a picture to back up his story.
Mark my words, ladies and gents, I WILL meet this guy by the close of 2009. Him and Casey from Top Chef. It’s only a matter of time…
