I stayed home from work one day and wrote this whole thing. I just sat there drinking cofffee and chain smoking. Hopefully the physical toll it took on my body will be worth a few minutes of your time. Digg it if you like it.
I stayed home from work one day and wrote this whole thing. I just sat there drinking cofffee and chain smoking. Hopefully the physical toll it took on my body will be worth a few minutes of your time. Digg it if you like it.
If you’re like me and you enjoy history, then you’ll love the latest edition of The Onion, printed to look like an edition of the paper from 1783. They really nailed it. Everything, from the tone to the spelling to the subject (“New York Threatened by Oe’r-Crowding as Population Climbs to Twelve Thousands”), is perfect.
I’m in this! Horray!
I thought this script was particularly funny. I hope we lived up to its promise.
Bad Habit Alert
I realized tonight that I have another bad habit to add to my growing list (smoking, rarely flossing, etc.). I play with my keys in my pocket which is all well and good until I realized it probably looks like I’m squeezing off from a distance. I wonder how many times people I’m with have thought that I was wrenching my penis around when I was really just messing with my keys, or vice versa.
New Drunk-O-Vision, done with the supremely talented Caldwell Tanner.
Digg it if you like it.
Bill Maher (via samreich)
Take 2? Let’s do the East/West vs the Middle this time.
Why I Sometimes Hate The Internet
The Internet is pretty fun, but every now and then it gets me really irritated. Take today, for example.
Jason Michaels, one of my favorite CH contributors, had a great idea the other day. CH Intern, Owen, and I worked ovetime to get it illustrated and posted to the site in time for the overnight spot. It did well on the site, but failed to make the front page of Digg. Oh well, right?
But today I got an email from Jason letting me know someone had posted the images from the article on tinypic and the link to that was now on the front page of Digg, sending untold numbers of readers there.
Now, aside from it being extremely frustrating when your work is stolen and posted without credit, it’s doubly-bad for Jason, who would have made money on this post had the link to his gone to the front page of Digg (CH pays writers on a pageview scale). Digg won’t do anything about it, Tinypic most likely will ignore our request to re-direct the URL and Jason is left without credit for his idea and without any money for it either.
So thanks, Stephanie (aka qu6767) for stealing Jason Michaels’ money. Asshole.
UPDATE: Tinypic removed the image and Jason’s Digg link went to the front page. JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE!
Former CH Intern, Jason Michaels, did this one up and I think it’s hysterical. If you do too, won’t you digg it?



